{"product_id":"2940172320811","title":"The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhen does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of that new math, says #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Jill Conner Browne-whom \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e calls \"just plain funny\"-includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit\u003c\/i\u003e is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, for anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one, knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable-so, you might as well laugh!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey together as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of \"knowledge,\" the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love-or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever-and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman\u003cbr\u003e- How the Diamonds on Delivery Policy Can Speed Up the Labor Nature Intended\u003cbr\u003e- Why a Good Mother Is Always Adept at Subterfuge\u003cbr\u003e- The List of Things You Wouldn't Think You Would Have to Tell Kids Not to Do\u003cbr\u003e- Why Mothers of Sons Can Never Retire\u003cbr\u003eand\u003cbr\u003e- Why, for Parents, It's Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit\u003c\/i\u003e will have everyone who's ever been a parent-or ever thought of becoming one-or been a child-or is still one-giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those child-bearing years¿and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brilliance Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47098913784048,"sku":"2940172320811","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940172320811_p0.jpg?v=1763758432","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940172320811","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}