{"product_id":"2940172408366","title":"This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It","description":"Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing  things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the \"cure\" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. \u003cbr\u003eYou can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it    when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEither way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.","brand":"Brilliance Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47118021918960,"sku":"2940172408366","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940172408366_p0.jpg?v=1763833314","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940172408366","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}