{"product_id":"2940173602466","title":"Hot Mess for Hire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWho hires a woman known as “Miraculous Mess” to run damage control on his jacked-up love life? Apparently, me. The guy from the wrong side of the tracks turned hockey star now in need of drastic relationship help (insert dramatic background music).\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eName's Jake Falcone, aka “The Dragon” when I'm out on the ice. \u003cem\u003eOff\u003c\/em\u003e the ice, they call me that as well...for a different reason. Not saying I'm not flattered, but hell, what a thing for women to go around talking about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGuess when your “dragon” has a big reputation, I was bound to end up with dating troubles. But my ex? She gives crazy a whole new meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter Shane “Miraculous Mess” Willoughby, hired to play the role of my fake girlfriend and run professional intervention. Apparently, this sort of expertly strategic post-breakup dating arrangement gets results.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat said, the woman is \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e what I was expecting. Deserving of her moniker? Absolutely. \u003cstrong\u003eShe's a feisty, sexy, smart mouth dragon-whisperer\u003c\/strong\u003e beyond my wildest fantasies, for sure. But she's also sweet and funny, with a wounded heart I'm determined to heal. If she'll let me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSure, this started out as pretend, to solve a problem that's still going on I might add. Is a guy like me right for a classy Madison Avenue woman like her? Probably not. Am I going to let that stop me from getting the girl?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHell no.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Hot Mess For Hire is a super sexy romcom with sizzling sparks from the start, leading to LOTS of wild, steamy fun. Laugh out loud textual healing. And a smile-worthy HEA with all the feels, and all the swoon. Enjoy!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Self Taught Ninja","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47106278949104,"sku":"2940173602466","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940173602466_p0.jpg?v=1772803906","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940173602466","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}