{"product_id":"2940173785923","title":"F--, Now There Are Two of You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in \u003ci\u003eGo the F--k to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eYou Have to F--king Eat\u003c\/i\u003e amp;mdash; the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair of \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents amp;mdash; new, old, expectant, and grand amp;mdash; of multiple children already knew the answer. Author Adam Mansbach discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart. \u003ci\u003eF--k, Now There Are Two of You\u003c\/i\u003e is a loving monologue about that new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, \u003ci\u003eF--k, Now There Are Two of You\u003c\/i\u003e articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't let a child listen to it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dreamscape Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47099304378608,"sku":"2940173785923","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/2940173785923_p0.jpg?v=1763862670","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/2940173785923","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}