{"product_id":"9780060087814","title":"The Carnivorous Carnival: Book the Ninth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Listener,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe word carnivorous means meat eating and this carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby. I also shouldn't mention the features of the interactive CD, which include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003ePerplexing word games\u003cbr\u003ePhotos from The Lemony Snicket Archives\u003cbr\u003eArt from The Brett Helquist gallery\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eSadly for me, I continue to research the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, but your time might be filled with something more palatable. With all due respect,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerformed by Tim Curry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47042901082352,"sku":"9780060087814","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780060087814_p0.jpg?v=1763619042","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780060087814","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}