{"product_id":"9780060183837","title":"Don't Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ccenter\u003eThere's No Such Thing As Over The Hill, \u003cbr\u003eBecause The Hill Has Been Moved!\u003c\/center\u003eIn this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any—and every—age. Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, \u003ci\u003eDon't Count the Candles\u003c\/i\u003e provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging:\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAt fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEat all you want, just don't swallow it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA roll in the hay keeps the doctor away—unless he happens to be in the hay with you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake it from Joan Rivers—you've got a lot of living left to do!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013456150768,"sku":"9780060183837","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780060183837_p0.jpg?v=1763619997","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780060183837","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}