{"product_id":"9780060579524","title":"The End: Book the Thirteenth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Listener,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are presumably looking at the back of this audiobook, or the end of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end, because if you listen to the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope. This audiobook is the last in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and even if you braved the previous twelve volumes, you probably can't stand such unpleasantries as a fearsome storm, a suspicious beverage, a herd of wild sheep, an enormous bird cage, and a truly haunting secret about the Baudelaire parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI also shouldn't mention the features of the interactive CD, which include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerplexing word games \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhotos from The Lemony Snicket Archives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArt from The Brett Helquist gallery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt has been my solemn occupation to complete the history of the Baudelaire orphans, and at last I am finished. You likely have some other occupation, so if I were you I would drop this audiobook at once, so the end does not finish you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47011093414128,"sku":"9780060579524","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780060579524_p0.jpg?v=1763765876","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780060579524","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}