{"product_id":"9780061856457","title":"The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee","description":"From the outrageously filthy and oddly innocent comedienne Sarah Silverman comes a memoir—her first book—that is at once shockingly personal, surprisingly poignant, and still pee-in-your-pants funny. If you like Sarah’s television show \u003cem\u003eThe Sarah Silverman Program\u003c\/em\u003e, or memoirs such as Chelsea Handler’s \u003cem\u003eAre You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea\u003c\/em\u003e and Artie Lange’s \u003cem\u003eToo Fat to Fish\u003c\/em\u003e, you’ll love \u003cem\u003eThe Bedwetter\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cblockquote\u003e  \u003cp\u003e  Warning from publisher to reader:  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e     \u003cp\u003e  At HarperCollins, we are committed to customer satisfaction. Before proceeding with your purchase, please take the following questionnaire to determine your likelihood of enjoying this book:  \u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp\u003e  1. Which of the following do you appreciate?  \u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cblockquote\u003e  (a) Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.\u003cbr\u003e  (b) Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.\u003cbr\u003e  (c) Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e     \u003cp\u003e  2. Are you offended by the following behavior?  \u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cblockquote\u003e  (a) Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.\u003cbr\u003e  (b) Stripping naked in public—eleven times in a row.\u003cbr\u003e  (c) Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e     \u003cp\u003e  3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is:  \u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cblockquote\u003e  (a) Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.\u003cbr\u003e  (b) Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.\u003cbr\u003e  (c) Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.  \u003c\/blockquote\u003e     \u003cp\u003e  If you read the above questions without getting nauseous or forming a hate Web site, you are ready to buy this book! Please proceed to the cashier.  \u003c\/p\u003e  ","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47010006794480,"sku":"9780061856457","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780061856457_p0.jpg?v=1763773950","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780061856457","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}