{"product_id":"9780061870392","title":"He's Just Not in the Stars: Wicked Astrology and Uncensored Advice for Getting the (Almost) Perfect Guy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe's Just Not in the Stars\u003c\/em\u003e is a sinful combination of \u003cem\u003eHe's Just Not That into You\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSex and the City\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eThe Secret Language of Birthdays\u003c\/em\u003e. If all is fair in love and war, this is the right ammunition. . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHindsight is 20\/20. Love is blind. With all that good and bad vision out there, who's gonna give you some serious insight? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSex columnist and love astrology expert Jenni Kosarin is taking names and kicking astrological butt. . . . Flirt. Crush. Boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. Husband. Whatever. What's his potential? What's he looking for? How do you fix things once you've messed up? Which sign will give you another chance and which won't? Find out his idiosyncrasies \u003cem\u003ebefore\u003c\/em\u003e you date him. Find out who's ready for a relationship and who'll still be hanging out in twentysomething bars in fifteen years. (Uh. Creepy.) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere, get the scoop on how \u003cem\u003eyour man\u003c\/em\u003e stacks up. Decipher. Crack the code. Get stellar advice. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe concept is revolutionary: Combine his Sun Sign with his Venus. That's all. No \"rising signs,\" no tricking his mother into telling you what time he was born. No cookie-cutter generalizations. This book is frighteningly specific. Filled with sixty easy-to-follow combos, it's illustrated with ironic, gossip-filled, shocking real-life examples of famous celebs such as:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColin Firth (Virgo, Venus in Libra): Virgo + Libra = sexy and subtle combo \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrlando Bloom (Capricorn, Venus in Pisces): Capricorn is all for security, Pisces is a full-on romantic = good guy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChris Rock (Aquarius, Venus in Capricorn): Aquarius can be about partnership when Capricorn grounds it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthan Hawke (Scorpio, Venus in Scorpio): Ladykiller double sign combo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntonio Banderas (Leo, Venus in Virgo): Hint: the Virgo makes him stay \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e. . . plus many, many others. By defining him in a way that's never been done before, \u003cem\u003eHe's Just Not in the Stars\u003c\/em\u003e gives it to you straight. No tiptoeing around. No hugging and sharing. No coddling. Deal with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Cue drum roll.) This is for the woman who wants to take charge of her own destiny. Is he in the stars? Time won't tell. Jenni Kosarin will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe's Just Not in the Stars\u003c\/em\u003e is the last hip, irreverent relationship book you'll ever want. Throw away the rest . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey're taking up space where your happily married pictures should go.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47107736731888,"sku":"9780061870392","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780061870392_p0.jpg?v=1769890419","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780061870392","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}