{"product_id":"9780061907975","title":"Party Poopers (Rotten School Series #9)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June—the hottest girl in the fourth grade—will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They'll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's only one problem: \u003cem\u003eReality\u003c\/em\u003e. April-May June doesn't WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn't go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBernie has a plan. He'll convince Jennifer that he is lower than toe  fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie—no matter what.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a long-distance snot-blowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn't it?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47119112044784,"sku":"9780061907975","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780061907975_p0.jpg?v=1763624145","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780061907975","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}