{"product_id":"9780061968440","title":"King of the Mild Frontier: An Ill-Advised Autobiography","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ccenter\u003eDo You Know:\u003c\/center\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eA good reason to be phobic about oysters and olives?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat you can step inside a roaring coal furnace and feet cool?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat Jesus had an older brother?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgery?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to avoid cow-pies during your baptism?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a sausage?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ccenter\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChris Crutcher\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eknows the answers to these \u003cbr\u003ethings and more.\u003c\/center\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd once you have read about Chris Crutcher's life as a dateless, broken-toothed, scabbed-over, God-fearing dweeb, and once you have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will close this book, close your eyes and hold it to your chest, and say, \"I, too, can be an author.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ccenter\u003eHell, anyone can.\u003c\/center\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47107674898672,"sku":"9780061968440","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780061968440_p0.jpg?v=1763623696","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780061968440","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}