{"product_id":"9780061985676","title":"We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes","description":"\u003cp\u003eI am a snake. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called \"Breakfast.\" I didn't lay a coil on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47070155145456,"sku":"9780061985676","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780061985676_p0.jpg?v=1763624425","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780061985676","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}