{"product_id":"9780062036100","title":"Rhymes with Cupid","description":"\u003cp\u003eGoodman's Gifts \u0026amp; Stationery Store\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFebruary 14\u003cbr\u003eCashier: Elyse\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00 \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eChocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eEver since my ex cheated on me, I've sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn't get the memo.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1 Valentine's Day card . . . $4.50\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eI'm not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny.\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . $0.00 \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003eStupid Cupid! Point your arrows at someone else. . . .\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSubtotal . . . $21.50\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's going to be a complicated Valentine's Day.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47077936988400,"sku":"9780062036100","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780062036100_p0.jpg?v=1769909130","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780062036100","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}