{"product_id":"9780062065681","title":"My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time","description":"\u003cp\u003eHello, boys and girls, and welcome to the wonderful world of words! You've learned the basics—from \u003cem\u003eapple\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem\u003ezebra\u003c\/em\u003e—but what about all those mysterious new terms you've heard the grown-ups whispering when you were supposed to be tucked up snugly in bed?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat makes Mommy so \u003cem\u003ebitter\u003c\/em\u003e? Where does Daddy \u003cem\u003econceal\u003c\/em\u003e the door to his secret S\u0026amp;M dungeon? And why is everyone laughing about Grandma's latest \u003cem\u003edelusion\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMy First Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e answers these questions, and includes many other useful definitions, such as:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA \u003cem\u003eburden\u003c\/em\u003e is a source of worry or stress. Old people are usually \u003cem\u003eburdens\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather is \u003cem\u003enostalgic\u003c\/em\u003e. He is remembering the happier times before you were born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA \u003cem\u003epuppy\u003c\/em\u003e is a young dog. Connie gets a puppy every time she agrees not to tell. Daddy calls them hush \u003cem\u003epuppies\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA \u003cem\u003ezigzag\u003c\/em\u003e is a jagged line. We can tell that Mother has been drinking when she drives in a \u003cem\u003ezigzag\u003c\/em\u003e pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eCarry a copy of \u003cem\u003eMy First Dictionary\u003c\/em\u003e in your schoolbag and you'll never be at a loss for words again!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47105370751216,"sku":"9780062065681","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780062065681_p0.jpg?v=1769911116","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780062065681","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}