{"product_id":"9780062188090","title":"The Bad Beginning: Book the First (Rare Edition Enhanced) (A Series of Unfortunate Events)","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Reader,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Rare\" is a word which can mean either \"not burnt to a crisp, and likely to make you ill\" or \"slightly harder to find.\" I'm sad to say that this rare and wretchedly enhanced edition of \u003cem\u003eThe Bad Beginning\u003c\/em\u003e fits both of these definitions. In this alleged electronic book, you will find the following:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e \u003cli\u003e  A woeful story entitled \u003cem\u003eThe Bad Beginning\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  An entire chapter of author's notes, which are arguably even more woeful than the tale itself and for no good reason, are linked to the referenced passages\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  An alarming portrait of the heroes and villains of this tale that you may choose to view whenever you please, however highly ill-advised\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e  A short film aptly named \u003cem\u003eScream and Run Away!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is my sad duty to provide these miserable materials to the public, but you are free to look for something easier to find and less likely to upset your stomach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith all due respect,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47070545969392,"sku":"9780062188090","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780062188090_p0.jpg?v=1763626724","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780062188090","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}