{"product_id":"9780062238672","title":"The Douche Journals: The Definitive Account of One Man's Genius","description":"\u003cp\u003eBefore Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCompiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, \u003cb\u003eThe Douche Journals\u003c\/b\u003e catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated,\u003cb\u003e The Douche Journals\u003c\/b\u003e delves deep into the annals of douchery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47045862293744,"sku":"9780062238672","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780062238672_p0.jpg?v=1763628299","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780062238672","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}