{"product_id":"9780307416964","title":"Bush Survival Bible: 250 Ways to Make it Through the Next Four Years Without Misunderestimating the Dangers Ahead, and Other Subliminable Strategeries","description":"Here is the reality: Bush won; Kerry lost. \u003cbr\u003eHere is your reaction: AA#RGH*HG@GHW\u0026amp;WGRWW!!?!\u003cbr\u003eHere is your salvation: The Bush Survival Bible\u003cbr\u003eAlthough many of you may try, you can’t really do anything about the election results. But you can do something about your postelection stress disorder. Here are 250 ways to help you get through the next four years. For instance:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Are you suicidal? Here are 5 antidepressants to consider.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Are you cold? Here are 6 reasons to love global warming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Are you ready to leave the country? Here are 7 countries to move to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Are you political? Here are 6 ways to get involved in local politics.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Are you spiritual? Here are 9 prayers to get you through the night.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo matter who you are, no matter what you feel, there’s a solution for you. Yes, Bush won. But that doesn’t mean you have to lose. And remember, he can’t run for a third term. Just 1,461 days to go! Light a candle, don’t sweat the Bush stuff, and pray.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eFrom the Trade Paperback edition.\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Random House Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47180413599984,"sku":"9780307416964","price":2.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780307416964_p0.jpg?v=1763672214","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780307416964","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}