{"product_id":"9780307476104","title":"Nightlight: A Parody","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAbout three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the \u003ci\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e’s hilarious send-up of \u003ci\u003eTwilight\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComplete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, \u003ci\u003eNightlight \u003c\/i\u003eis the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47024118857968,"sku":"9780307476104","price":13.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780307476104_p0.jpg?v=1769887877","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780307476104","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}