{"product_id":"9780312276416","title":"Letters from Cleo and Tyrone: A Feline Perspective on Love, Life, and Litter","description":"\u003cp\u003eTyrone:  \"Never - but never - come when your name is called.  In fact, the moment you hear your name, compress your body into the size of an olive, become as still and invisible as a salesperson at Bloomingdale's, and go back to sleep.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCleo:  \"...then my daddy got to the check-in desk and announced in a loud stentorian voice that his stupid cat was constipated.  Hey, buddy, could you say it a little louder?  I don't think the folks in Ames, Iowa, heard you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom dreaming of catnip fields and tummy rubs to driving their mommies crazy, Cleo and Tyrone keep a busy schedule.  But they take time out to correspond and share their thoughts - polemics really - about dogs, fashion, real estate, medical science, fine dining, cinema, poetry (haiku included), and the pitiful state of their owners' social lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore than treatises on the feline and human condition, this is also a love story.  Cleo and Tyrone often dramatically - ok, melodramatically - compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet, blaming their evil owners for keeping them apart. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCleo and Tyrone can each be vain, self-centered and manipulative, but somehow, in spite of all their scheming ways, they still manage to wrap their furry little paws around your heart and hold on for a lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47120851796208,"sku":"9780312276416","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780312276416_p0.jpg?v=1769888524","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780312276416","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}