{"product_id":"9780312659141","title":"John Dies at the End","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTOP.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou should not have touched this book with your bare hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNO, don't put it down. It's too late. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey're watching you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about \u003cb\u003ethe sauce\u003c\/b\u003e, about \u003cb\u003eKorrok\u003c\/b\u003e, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under \u003cb\u003ethe eye\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe important thing is this:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe drug is called \u003cb\u003eSoy Sauce\u003c\/b\u003e and it gives users a window into another dimension. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJohn and I never had the chance to say no. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou still do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we'll have a much harder time explaining how to \u003cb\u003efight off the otherworldly invasion\u003c\/b\u003e currently threatening to \u003cb\u003eenslave humanity\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very \u003cb\u003edark epoch\u003c\/b\u003e the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNone of this is was my fault.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"St. Martin's Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47012200546544,"sku":"9780312659141","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780312659141_p0.jpg?v=1763761438","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780312659141","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}