{"product_id":"9780316358040","title":"Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eNEW YORK TIMES\u003c\/em\u003e BESTSELLER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave you ever wished you could live in an earlier, more romantic era?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLadies, welcome to the 19\u003csup\u003eth\u003c\/sup\u003e century, where there's arsenic in your face cream, a pot of cold pee sits under your bed, and all of your underwear is crotchless. (Why? Shush, dear. A lady doesn't question.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUNMENTIONABLE is your hilarious, illustrated, scandalously honest (yet never crass) guide to the secrets of Victorian womanhood, giving you detailed advice on: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e~ What to wear \u003cbr\u003e~ Where to relieve yourself \u003cbr\u003e~ How to conceal your loathsome addiction to menstruating \u003cbr\u003e~ What to expect on your wedding night \u003cbr\u003e~ How to be the perfect Victorian wife \u003cbr\u003e~ Why masturbating will kill you \u003cbr\u003e~ And more\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIrresistibly charming, laugh-out-loud funny, and featuring nearly 200 images from Victorian publications, UNMENTIONABLE will inspire a whole new level of respect for Elizabeth Bennett, Scarlet O'Hara, Jane Eyre, and all of our great, great grandmothers. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(And it just might leave you feeling ecstatically\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003egrateful to live in an age of pants, super absorbency tampons, epidurals, anti-depressants, and not-dying-of-the-syphilis-your-husband-brought-home.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Little, Brown and Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47102155817200,"sku":"9780316358040","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780316358040_p0.jpg?v=1769915305","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780316358040","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}