{"product_id":"9780316385992","title":"The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss (Dahlia Moss Mystery Series #1)","description":"\u003cb\u003eVeronica Mars meets the World of Warcraft in The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss, a mystery romp with a most unexpected heroine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eIf it were up to me this book would be called Hilarious Things That Happened That Were Not At All Dahlia's Fault -- or HTTHTWNAADF, for short. \u003cbr\u003eOK, I \u003ci\u003eprobably\u003c\/i\u003e shouldn't have taken money from a mysterious eccentric to solve a theft, given that I'm not a detective, and that I am sometimes outwitted by puzzles in children's video games. I \u003ci\u003eprobably\u003c\/i\u003e shouldn't have stolen bags of trash from a potential murder suspect. Arguably-- \u003ci\u003ejust arguably,\u003c\/i\u003e mind you-- it may have been unwise to cos-play at an event where I was likely to be shot at. \u003cbr\u003eBut sometimes you just have to take some chances, right? And maybe things do get a little unfortunate. What of it? If you ask me, an unfortunate decision here or there can change your life. In a positive way, just so long you don't killed in the process. Admittedly, that's the tricky bit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDahlia Moss Mysteries\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Astonishing Mistakes of Dahlia Moss\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Questionable Behavior of Dahlia Moss\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Orbit","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47077136007408,"sku":"9780316385992","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780316385992_p0.jpg?v=1763681097","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780316385992","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}