{"product_id":"9780316464208","title":"101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the creator and star of Fox's hit comedy \u003cem\u003eThe Last Man on Earth\u003c\/em\u003e, star of the cult film \u003cem\u003eMacgruber\u003c\/em\u003e, and beloved \u003cem\u003eSaturday Night Live \u003c\/em\u003ealum, a hilariously absurd cartoon gift book offering a wry  commentary on modern relationships.              \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, forty-five-year-old bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attracting-and retaining-a  romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 hand-drawn rules of  thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to  but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable  to do with a romantic interest's father? What animals, if any, should  never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with  idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated man-child could  understand them, \u003ci\u003e101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick\u003c\/i\u003e gracefully answers these questions and ninety-eight others.","brand":"Hachette Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47171541008624,"sku":"9780316464208","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780316464208_p0.jpg?v=1769915400","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780316464208","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}