{"product_id":"9780345518767","title":"F My Life","description":"\u003cp\u003eToday, my boss fired me via text message. I don’t have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour girlfriend dumped you, your car broke down, your boss passed you up for the big promotion. Life’s not fair, but there is one sure-fire way to ease your pain–laughing at someone else who had an even worse day than you did. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the devastatingly funny world of \u003cb\u003eF My Life\u003c\/b\u003e, where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, \u003cb\u003eF My Life\u003c\/b\u003e proffers other people’s ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, \u003cb\u003eF My Life\u003c\/b\u003e’s squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least you’re not that guy. There now, don’t you feel better?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToday, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToday, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 Playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToday, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said “That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Random House Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47024896180464,"sku":"9780345518767","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780345518767_p0.jpg?v=1763688003","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780345518767","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}