{"product_id":"9780385335836","title":"Diary of a Mad Bride: He Asked for Commitment. She'll End Up Committed....","description":"\u003cp\u003eOnce I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA savvy, riotously funny novel, \u003cb\u003eDiary of a Mad Bride\u003c\/b\u003e is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e— My best friend, Anita:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.” \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWould I survive this day after all....?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Random House Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013012668656,"sku":"9780385335836","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780385335836_p0.jpg?v=1763769125","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780385335836","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}