{"product_id":"9780385390446","title":"My Near-Death Adventures (99% True!)","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt is 1895. Stan is on a mission to find his long-lost father in the logging camps of Michigan. And he's embellishing all of it in his stupendous scrapbook. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are many things that 11-year-old Stanley Slater would like to have in life, most of all, a father. But what if Stan's missing dad isn't \"dearly departed\" after all? Who better to find this absent hero\/cowboy\/outlaw than manly Stan himself? Unfortunately, Stan's fending off his impossible cousin Geri, evil Granny, and Mama's suitors like Cold-Blooded Killer Stinky Pete. If only he could join the River Drive, the most perilous adventure of all, where even a fellow's peavey is at risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a wild ride for Stan as he finds out about true manliness. But at least Stan has his scrapbook, full of 200 black-and-white 19th-century advertisements and photos, \"augmented\" with his commentary and doodles. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStan's tale will leave readers in stitches, but not the kind that require medical attention.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Random House Children's Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47024936222960,"sku":"9780385390446","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780385390446_p0.jpg?v=1763695036","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780385390446","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}