{"product_id":"9780385906623","title":"Don't Even Think About It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA smart, sassy contemporary teen novel full of romance, secrets, and ESP from the author of\u003ci\u003e Ten Things We Did (And Probably Shouldn't Have)\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eBras \u0026amp; Broomsticks\u003c\/i\u003e!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe weren't always like this. We used to be average New York City high school sophomores. Until our homeroom went for flu shots. We were prepared for some side effects. Maybe a headache. Maybe a sore arm. We definitely didn't expect to get telepathic powers. But suddenly we could hear what everyone was thinking. Our friends. Our parents. Our crushes. Now we all know that Tess is in love with her best friend, Teddy. That Mackenzie cheated on Cooper. That, um, Nurse Carmichael used to be a stripper. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince we've kept our freakish skill a secret, we can sit next to the class brainiac and ace our tests. We can dump our boyfriends right before they dump us. We know what our friends really think of our jeans, our breath, our new bangs. We always know what's coming. Some of us will thrive. Some of us will crack. None of us will ever be the same. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo stop obsessing about your ex. We're always listening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Smart and frequently hilarious.\"—\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e, starred\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“A tour-de-force comic narration that will leave you gasping in awe—if you ever catch your breath from laughing.”—E. Lockhart, author of \u003ci\u003eWe Were Liars\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Hilarious, moving, and utterly ingenious.”—Robin Wasserman, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Book of Blood and Shadow\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Waking Dark\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Sarah Mlynowski does it again with a fresh, fun, and fabulous story . . . Don’t even THINK about passing up this hilarious read!” —Elizabeth Eulberg, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Lonely Hearts Club\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cbr\u003e“Funny, realistic, heartfelt, satiric, and unpredictable.” —Ned Vizzini, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author of \u003ci\u003eIt’s Kind of a Funny Story\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA 2015 Tayshas High School Reading List title\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e2017 Louisiana Young Readers’ Choice Awards Honor Book\u003cbr\u003e2015-2016 Teen Readers' Choice Stellar Award\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Random House Children's Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47049627304176,"sku":"9780385906623","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780385906623_p0.jpg?v=1763695459","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780385906623","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}