{"product_id":"9780399173486","title":"George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In \u003ci\u003eGeorge Washington Is Cash Money\u003c\/i\u003e, Cory O’Brien, author of \u003ci\u003eZeus Grants Stupid Wishes\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003edoes away with the pomp and circumstance and calls America’s history what it is: one long, violent soap opera. In his signature clever, crude, and cuss-ridden style, O’Brien reminds us that: \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e · Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest \u003cbr\u003e · Harriet Tubman avoided danger by having prophetic seizures.\u003cbr\u003e · Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks.\u003cbr\u003e · Billy the Kid was finally defeated by the smell of fresh bacon.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e And there’s plenty more Star Spangled stupidity where that came from.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013192007920,"sku":"9780399173486","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780399173486_p0.jpg?v=1763698841","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780399173486","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}