{"product_id":"9780425280683","title":"Pretty Much Screwed","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKnown for her “hilarious and spot-on”* memoirs\u003ci\u003e I’ve Still Got It…I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eIf It Was Easy, They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon\u003c\/i\u003e, Jenna McCarthy turns her comedic talents to fiction with a novel about picking yourself up out of the gutter when life kicks you to the curb…\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I don’t love you anymore.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after twenty years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn’t want another woman; he just doesn’t want her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she’s finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass…hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn’t (\u003ci\u003eshe would totally\u003c\/i\u003e) wish on her worst enemy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEngaging, fearless, and relentlessly funny, \u003ci\u003ePretty Much Screwed \u003c\/i\u003eis a story of love, loss, friendship, forgiveness, turtledoves, taxidermy, and one hilariously ill-placed tick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Celia Rivenbark, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e Bestselling Author\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47025576968432,"sku":"9780425280683","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780425280683_p0.jpg?v=1763701237","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780425280683","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}