{"product_id":"9780439825979","title":"It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary Series #8)","description":"\u003cbr\u003eNew York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!\u003cp\u003eDear Dumb Diary,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like \"I eated salad dressing\" and \"I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again\" and \"The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scholastic, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013340774640,"sku":"9780439825979","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780439825979_p0.jpg?v=1763701738","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780439825979","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}