{"product_id":"9780451203014","title":"Toasts for Every Occasion","description":"\u003cp\u003eHere's lookin' at you, kid…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCalled upon to make a toast at your daughter’s dirthday? Your boss's baby shower? Your brother's wedding? Your sister's divorce? Don't worry about what to say. Pour everyone a drink and relax. Your wit is about to get sharpened for you… \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMay you live as long as you want, and not want as long as you live…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis entertaining and comprehensive guide—fully indexed by category, occasion and contributor—includes more than 1,300 heartwarming, hilarious, cynical, sentimental, and exotic toasts. It is the perfect party companion, whether you’re saluting good health, bad habits, old enemies, or new friends. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo all our guests who make us happy, some by coming and others by going…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing all the right words for all right occasions by Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickens, Dorothy Parker, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, John F. Kennedy, Winston Churchill, W.C. Fields, Bette Davis, Jack London, Robert Frost, Ogden Nash, Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, John Barrymore, P.J. O'Rourke, Miss Piggy, Emily Dickinson, William Shakespeare, Mae West, Walter Winchell, Socrates, Benjamin Franklin, Victor Hugo, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Gloria Steinhem and hundreds of others who never worried about being at a loss for words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd here's to living well, 'tis the best revenge…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Ahem)…I think it was a wise old soul who once said…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever eat more than you can lift.—\u003cb\u003eMiss Piggy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's to age. Do not resist growing old, many are denied the privilege.—\u003cb\u003eAnonymous\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Merry Christmas this December to a lot of folks I don't remember.—\u003cb\u003eFranklin Adams\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have known many, liked a few, loved only one, so here's to you.—\u003cb\u003eAnonymous\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForgive your enemies, but remember their names!—\u003cb\u003eJohn F. Kennedy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's to happiness, it sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.—\u003cb\u003eJohn Barrymore\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's to love which doesn't make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride worthwhile.—\u003cb\u003eMae West\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI know the things I know, and do the things I do,And if you do not like me so to hell, my love, with you!—\u003cb\u003eDorothy Parker\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet us toast the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.—\u003cb\u003eMark Twain\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI used to know a clever toast, but pshaw, I cannot think of it.So fill your glass to anything, and bless your souls I'll drink to it.—\u003cb\u003eWallace Irwin\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013416141040,"sku":"9780451203014","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780451203014_p0.jpg?v=1763703708","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780451203014","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}