{"product_id":"9780545464284","title":"It's All Your Fault","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does.\" -- E. Lockhart, author of \u003ci\u003eWe Were Liars\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e My name is Caitlin and up until forty-eight hours ago I had never:\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of my lungs, kidnapped anyone or -- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Now I'm in jail and I have no idea what I'm going to tell:\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e The police, my parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e I have just noticed that:\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e My nose is pierced and I have-WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e I blame one person for this entire insane weekend:\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e My famous cousin.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Who is also my former best friend.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Who I have HATED for the past four years.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Who I miss like crazy. NO I DON'T!!!!\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!\u003cbr\u003e  ","brand":"Scholastic, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47014288064752,"sku":"9780545464284","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780545464284_p0.jpg?v=1763714134","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780545464284","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}