{"product_id":"9780545464970","title":"It's All Your Fault","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does.\" -- E. Lockhart, author of \u003ci\u003eWe Were Liars\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e  My name is Caitlin and up until forty-eight hours ago I had never:  Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of my lungs, kidnapped anyone or -- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?  Now I'm in jail and I have no idea what I'm going to tell:  The police, my parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.  I have just noticed that:  My nose is pierced and I have-WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?  I blame one person for this entire insane weekend:  My famous cousin.  Who is also my former best friend.  Who I have HATED for the past four years.  Who I miss like crazy. NO I DON'T!!!!  IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!","brand":"Scholastic, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47169969815792,"sku":"9780545464970","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780545464970_p0.jpg?v=1763714304","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780545464970","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}