{"product_id":"9780545940603","title":"Beanstalker and Other Hilarious Scarytales","description":"\u003cbr\u003eOnce upon a time, a girl skipped into the forest and became a zombie.\u003cp\u003eWait, no, that's not how this story is supposed to go. Let's try again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a time, a boy did a horrible job as a sheep-sitter and burned his tongue on stolen pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, children in these stories are always good and virtuous. From the top.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a time, a king and queen tried to find a princess for their son to marry, and he wound up fleeing from a group of very hairy vampires.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHmmm...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat about, once upon a time, a bunch of fairy tales got twisted around to be completely hilarious, a tiny bit icky, and delightfully spooky scarytales... in other words, exactly what fairy tales were meant to be. Grab some flaming torches, maybe don't accept that bowl of pease porridge, and get ready for a wickedly fun ride with acclaimed author Kiersten White and fairy tales like you've never heard them before.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Scholastic, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47013165105392,"sku":"9780545940603","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780545940603_p0.jpg?v=1763714611","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780545940603","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}