{"product_id":"9780553391671","title":"Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the creator of \u003ci\u003eFamily Guy\u003c\/i\u003e and director of \u003ci\u003eTed\u003c\/i\u003e comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected drinking water. Tumbleweed abrasion. Something called “toe-foot.” Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town, Albert decides to fight back—even though he can’t shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who’s tough enough for the both of them. \u003ci\u003eUn\u003c\/i\u003efortunately, she’s married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million \u003ci\u003eand one\u003c\/i\u003e ways to die in the West.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Random House Publishing Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47014296977648,"sku":"9780553391671","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780553391671_p0.jpg?v=1763717316","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780553391671","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}