{"product_id":"9780571308101","title":"Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie","description":"\u003cp\u003e'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped pi ata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMemoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after his funeral.\u003cbr\u003eSoon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hilarious adventure caper - if Ferris Bueller met Shaun of the Dead - all about friendship and being yourself . . . even if you're undead.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Faber and Faber","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47103649415408,"sku":"9780571308101","price":5.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780571308101_p0.jpg?v=1763718921","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780571308101","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}