{"product_id":"9780595743001","title":"Abused, Victimized, \u0026 Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Dating","description":"HAVE YOU EVER DATED AN IDIOT?\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhile the characters and events in this book are fictitious, most people will point to at least one story and say, “That happened to me” or “I dated that idiot.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWHY BUY THE BOOK?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere are some sample lessons that the idiot dating person can learn:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A rose may be a rose by any other name,\u003cbr\u003e but the name you have says a lot about you. More aptly stated, it’s better to be called “Prince”, then to be called “Dopey.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Use the telephone to give the news that you “Just want to be friends.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Handcuffs are rarely an appropriate accessory for a dinner affair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e When you rent fake parents, always get their real names first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e When you find a basement bargain, make sure that it’s not in the morgue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e If you’re not willing to train them,\u003cbr\u003e then don’t get a puppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you’ve ever dated an idiot, then this book will hopefully provide some insight into the making of an idiot dating person and in the process provide some laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47124554547440,"sku":"9780595743001","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780595743001_p0.jpg?v=1763722766","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780595743001","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}