{"product_id":"9780595807420","title":"Obviously Not Clairvoyant","description":"The best-selling tabloid in the solar system, \u003ci\u003eThe Galactic Enquirer\u003c\/i\u003e was a two-person operation comprised of the Editor-in-Chief and the Guy Who Actually Did All the Work (a position held at the time, as it almost always was, by a woman). The Enquirer had long been known as a provider of juicy, titillating, not-even-remotely-true stories. But in this particularly slow year, the biggest story the staff had managed to come up with so far was a piece about a man who had decided to try cantaloupe.  \u003cp\u003e\"You know,\" the Chief said, \"this hasn't been a very good year for us.\"\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\"You don't have to tell me,\" the Guy said. \"I'm the head of the Sales Division. We're going to have to come up with something better. More sensational.\"\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003e\"More sensational than the cantaloupe story? I don't think that's possible! Like what?\"\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp\u003eWhat they come up with relates directly to events on Earth a thousand years later, when the paths of a host of memorable characters are curiously intertwined. Ostensibly a tale of two worlds (three if you consider New York separate from the rest of this one), \u003ci\u003eObviously Not Clairvoyant\u003c\/i\u003e explores, with humor and sentiment, what it is to be human.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"iUniverse, Incorporated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47075085680880,"sku":"9780595807420","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780595807420_p0.jpg?v=1763723186","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780595807420","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}