{"product_id":"9780615752754","title":"Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)","description":"Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . .\u003cp\u003eMichael McLaren is Hollywood's proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there's no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters--or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he's unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Psycho Proctologists.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe world may think they're crazy, but they're all that's standing between you and the Armageddon. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA butt doctor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE AUTHOR\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eW.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, really. It wasn't the Nobel Prize, or even the Pullitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn't his third grade teacher's class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen he's not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Peckerhead Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47016359100656,"sku":"9780615752754","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780615752754_p0.jpg?v=1763599151","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780615752754","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}