{"product_id":"9780615792224","title":"The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions","description":"In \u003ci\u003eThe Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions\u003c\/i\u003e, Edgar Allan Pole digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe's best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.\u003cp\u003eIn \"The Telltale Hardon,\" a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In \"The Purple Death,\" Pole reimagines \"The Masque of the Red Death\" as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince's fortified Paisley Park compound. And in \"The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack,\" a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePride and Prejudice and Zombies\u003c\/i\u003e jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole's twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as \"The Tell-Tale Heart\" and \"The Fall of the House of Usher\" will pound the final nail into the genre's coffin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Telltale Hardon is a disgusting piece of trash so repulsive I had to read it twice just to be sure I was offended. And then again, in case I missed something the first two times.\" - Megan Hart\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Order of St Nick","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47014814154992,"sku":"9780615792224","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780615792224_p0.jpg?v=1763599449","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780615792224","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}