{"product_id":"9780615808536","title":"The Fury Clock: The Infinite Wheel of Endless Chronicles","description":"MAYHEM, MAGIC AND MANIAC DWARVES\u003cbr\u003eMalix Shandy, the best-looking scoundrel in the kingdom, sets off on a hopeless quest to find the dreaded Fury Clock. If he doesn't find it in seven days, he'll suffer a fate worse than death. Teamed up with a fairly enormous ogre and a psychotic dwarf, Shandy starts to think maybe death would be restful after a week in such company.\u003cp\u003eBrimming with romance, exciting elves in tight pants, dirty farmboys out to save the world, and tasty roast boar, The Fury Clock will tick-tock your universe into goat-flavored, literary utopia. After all, it isn't every day you discover the shocking truth about gnomes, dragon eggs or Instant Boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what some famous people could've said about The Fury Clock:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A fantastic story! It played on my heart strings like a Cossack smashing a Stradivarius. I postponed overthrowing the Tsar in order to finish this book! Totally mega kudos!\" V. I. Lenin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Bunn's prose is like snow falling gently on warm ashes of sacked city.\" Genghis Khan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"This so-called writer, this Bunninski, he is capitalist peasant. He will be executed.\" J. Stalin\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Oink!\" Fritzl the Pig\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Farmboy Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47016292385008,"sku":"9780615808536","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780615808536_p0.jpg?v=1763600309","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780615808536","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}