{"product_id":"9780615837956","title":"Life on Altamont Court: Finding the Extraordinary in the Ordinary","description":"WINNER OF THE 2014 Next Generation Indie Book Awards for HUMOR\/COMEDY\u003cp\u003eThe Inflatable Snowman. The Gigantic Inflatable Snowman. We thought that 'Frosty' would lead to our demise. That 20-foot monstrosity placed in our front yard by a not so helpful elf had me questioning our decision to move into this seemingly quiet neighborhood on a cul-de-sac. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead about the mayhem and mishaps that come into play when you mix together a potpourri of eccentric characters that live within a stone's throw of each other. Take an Eco-friendly, high-strung type A neighbor, a demanding Italian Matriarch, men who are the embodiment of the words \"More Power,\" a troop of loving and mischievous kids and mix in two gay men who are hell-bent on making a home out of a charming half-million-dollar, 100 year old fixer upper and you have the residents of Altamont Court. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a weekend warrior who can't wait to get you're hands around the next \"improvement project\", a stiletto-wearing Texas woman who wields a gun in flawless makeup, or a queen from the city who eagerly awaits the next big sales event at Neiman Marcus - this memoir is for you. Pour a drink, or more appropriately a shot, sit back, relax and enjoy - and if you don't, then the words of a truly classy character from this book come to mind, \"What the F\u0026amp;%$'s wrong with you?\" Yes, it's that kind of party - bless our hearts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrent Pines trentpines@gmail.com\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TD Literary Tales","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47024508043504,"sku":"9780615837956","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780615837956_p0.jpg?v=1763600543","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780615837956","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}