{"product_id":"9780615868264","title":"Confessions of a Tactical Driver: The Driving Game","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Bless me, Father, for I have drivingly sinned.\"\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eQuite true.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are several unvarnished admissions scattered through the pages of \u003cb\u003e\"Confessions of a Tactical Driver.\"\u003c\/b\u003e I share - confessions - funny stories - secret stuff - personal insights - privileged information really, at least up to now. I've even thrown in a few driving tips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpeaking of which: You're stuck in bumper-to-bumper rush-hour traffic with Creepers and Jerks and Grays, oh my. What should you do?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's all explained within. \u003cb\u003eI expose the \"truth\" of the road.\u003c\/b\u003e This book is not about how we're supposed to drive. It's about how we actually drive. OMG, you've seen all the Morons on the road, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConsider the following:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat should you do if you hear \"a Thumper?\"\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDo red cars actually get more speeding tickets?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre you prepared for \"The Rise of the Cell Assassins?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat should you do if you're caught behind an ICU?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo the police really have an end-of-the-month ticket quota?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003eLearn the answers to these questions and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI take humorous and satirical aim at American Drivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, strap-in, and ride along.....\u003cb\u003eif you dare.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eADDED BONUS:\u003c\/b\u003e Learn about a Golden Treasure \"Hidden\" somewhere in America.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"\"Eye of the Beholder\"","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49971555008752,"sku":"9780615868264","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780615868264","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}