{"product_id":"9780646950389","title":"How to Stay Out of the Doghouse: For Beginners and Blockheads","description":"\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE BOOK\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHello ladies. What on earth are you doing here? Didn’t you see the warning sign on the door? Don’t you know I wrote this book for, beginners and blockheads, who I’m just trying to domesticate so you don’t have to put them in the Doghouse. It’s a lonely place you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOkay, so you want to change your man (maybe even for a different one – God forbid). Yes, I’m sure you have told him about your needs many times over, but he won’t listen – right! In fact, one could say that he has even been given a book about everything he needs to know – YOU. All you’re really trying to say is that you love him, and need him to love you back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, why not give another man a go – ME. No, I don’t mean trade him in. Rather, just give him this book. It has plenty of humour, and was written by a man who understands things about your man. After all, it takes a blockhead to understand another blockhead doesn’t it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s all about mystery stuff – that is, as far as men are concerned. Who knows, you may even discover a few hidden mysteries yourself. So what about buying this book for him or leaving it somewhere he can see it? He is at least going to like the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMen, if you actually bought this book for yourself you probably don’t need it as much as some. However, if your partner gave it to you, it’s going to unlock a few things about women that may just blow your mind. My mind was blown away, by what I discovered about the opposite sex, when I was about twenty six years old. The book is about what I have learnt about women over a forty year period through personal experience, research, and contemplation – and by endeavouring to put certain principles into practice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMen, be warned, the book contains dog themes. Please don’t be offended, but I had to get the message across using the closest analogy I could find to describe men’s behaviour. I would now like to share the knowledge I’ve gained with you. It can be a dog of a life without it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood luck, and I hope it helps someone, somewhere, somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRegards\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJames \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Keith Green","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49778297569520,"sku":"9780646950389","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780646950389_p0.jpg?v=1780089330","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780646950389","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}