{"product_id":"9780688152529","title":"Whoopi Goldberg Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one with the keyboard. Im so glad you clicked on my book. I wrote it so youd read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, heres where Im supposed to say all kinds of hip, Whoopi-esque stuff to get you to buy it. Clicking on it is just the first step. Buying itthats a whole other contract. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo this is when we seal the deal, when I tell you, in my own inimitable way, how uproarious and provocative this book is, how \u003ci\u003eout there,\u003c\/i\u003e and cutting edge, and whatever else I can think to throw into the mix. Or, I could say things like, Not since \u003ci\u003eWar and Peace...\u003c\/i\u003e or Move over, Alice Walker... or This book does for the written word what Pat Boone did for heavy metal.... \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, come on now. Lets face it, if this book were all those things, itd be a novel, and I wouldnt resort to such low tactics. Youd just buy it and move on, or wait for someone to turn it into a movie. So Ill give it to you straight. This book doesnt suck. Itll make you laughmaybe not out loud, but in that place deep down where you know a good joke when you hear one. Itll make you thinkalso not out loud, because, you know, thatd be a little strange. Hell, it might even get you to reconsider a few things, and consider a few others for the first time. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou can take this book to bed, or to the beach, and it wont ask you to swallow, or rub lotion on its back. It doesnt cost a whole lot of money. And (best of all!) its collectible. Buy a fewone to read and a couple more to set aside for your retirement, cause these suckers are gonna go up in value like nobodys business. Trust me on this. One to read, and a couple more to set aside. You wont be sorry. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd neither will I.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47014365495536,"sku":"9780688152529","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780688152529_p0.gif?v=1763609384","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780688152529","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}