{"product_id":"9780692203972","title":"Vegan Vampire Vaginas","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFrom the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eVEGAN VAMPIRE VAGINAS\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe biggest bank heist in US history. And Tom Palmer can't remember pulling it off. And no, this isn't your standard case of amnesia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong, Boston salesman Tom Palmer wakes up with a vagina implanted in his left hand. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen his day gets worse:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTom is transported across space-time to a nightmare version of Boston, one where the Bizarro virus has transformed half the population into cannibals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorst of all, Tom discovers that in this new Boston, he's the infamous gangster Pussypalm, wanted for robbing the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston a year ago. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe also learns that the vagina in his hand is prophetic, i.e. it talks . . . after sex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith 130 people left dead during his bank heist and six billion dollars missing, Tom knows he's living on borrowed time. It is in his best interests not to remember anything. Because once he does . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut then everything gets so much odder. Tom begins remembering what has to be someone else's life. Or is it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVegan Vampire Vaginas: A mind-bending trip through Bizarro America!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Burning Bulb Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50090259022064,"sku":"9780692203972","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692203972","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}