{"product_id":"9780692251942","title":"Sasha: Mixed Drinks Book 1","description":"When it comes to relationships, I have really bad luck. Each time I meet a guy, I cross my fingers and hope he is at least halfway normal. I'm so tired of dealing with crybabies and freak shows that I could just scream. At this point, I'm so close to just joining a convent, taking the vow of chastity, and calling it quits with men entirely. Well, I probably don't need to go to that extreme... I mean who am I kidding? There's no way I could be a nun. But becoming an old crotchety lady with 20 cats lurking around? Now THAT is a definite possibility. That is until I see him, my brown-eyed stallion man, swooping in to save me from an unforeseen wrinkly old balls attack, and then... he is gone. Well, not gone completely, because I can't stop fantasizing about him.\u003cp\u003eI fantasize about him so much that when I finally do see him again, I make a complete and total ass of myself. Several times in fact. How I do not drop dead of embarrassment right then and there is beyond me. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, remember I said I have really bad luck? Well, sit back, grab a glass of wine or your favorite mixed drink, and let me tell you how it all started, and how it all ends...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shannon Thompson","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47024957849840,"sku":"9780692251942","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/7593\/9824\/files\/9780692251942_p0.jpg?v=1763611182","url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692251942","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}