{"product_id":"9780692347522","title":"Brian The Maker","description":"Brian tried to remember how all this started as he drove into the torrential night; it almost hurt his head trying to recall the events leading to this moment in time. \u003cbr\u003e Maybe it had started when he was at university. \u003cbr\u003e He had a girlfriend in his final year that had gotten him into some weird stuff sexually then she left him for a guy with a bigger cock. The other guy was some gay looking chump with muscles and a tattoo; the pair had died in a car accident and Brian took a dump on their graves after each of their funerals.\u003cbr\u003e Fuck the both of them. \u003cbr\u003e But after she had left him he needed to fill the void of the newfound enjoyment of sickening sexual practices. \u003cbr\u003e Brain had purchased one of those 'real life' sex dolls online from a Japanese company; the company had some kooky name like 'FUKARADA' or something. Crazy Japanese bastards, they really led the way in the perverse. \u003cbr\u003e Boy did the thing look real; you could bend it into any position and it came armed with enormous tits, willing mouth and a supposedly real feel pussy and anus. The packaging said to 'just add lubricant' but there was a problem. There was something missing; the smells, the tastes and the feel of real skin. \u003cbr\u003e You can't emulate that. \u003cbr\u003e So Brian set out to attempt to build a real life sex toy made from real life people.","brand":"MorbidbookS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49784909955312,"sku":"9780692347522","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692347522","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}