{"product_id":"9780692428610","title":"Amalgamation 5150: A conglomerate of short stories by Bob Page.","description":"\u003cp\u003eBob Page's \"Amalgamation 5150\" is a complete circus of batshit crazy! These non-fiction \u0026amp; science fictional stories were created by one wretched and convoluted mind. BEWARE: they might lead you to your own padded cell or is it...you are already in one?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"My dad works on a state of the art nuclear bomber. If you bastards don't let me out in time for the strippers, I'm going to have him send a bomber to bomb me the hell outta this sh\u0026amp;%*hole you call a workplace! You understand? You imbeciles.\" ~Manic Me~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He drinks, slurs, serves, steals, drinks, slurs, serves, steals like a repeating rifle.\" ~The Block~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He doesn't want to do CPR. Would you want to press your lips against the mouth of some old, strange dude who just hit a home run with his Grand Slam breakfast, pitched with a strawberry shake and coffee?\" ~ A Hearty Lunch ~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"FASTER, FASTER, and FASTER I must move. Green lights, yellow lights, and red, I treat them all the same and with the same speed!\" ~ Max Goes for Milk ~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It is so decreed by your Care Takers that the Cared For be shielded and protected from themselves, for they have been born in sin; they have ALL been born guilty! Law, and following that law, is now humanity's only grace.\" ~Crush~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I have little money. I'm a writer. I may be retarded and I get no respect.\" ~Mozart~\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Useless Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49859115647216,"sku":"9780692428610","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692428610","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}