{"product_id":"9780692461051","title":"Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?","description":"A grocery store can't expect repeat business if its checkers unleash Armageddon. This truism governs Debbie Devil, dedicated supermarket checker and horny, estranged wife of Satan. Debbie sets her sights on Joe Thorvald, a God-fearing, Lutheran. If she can get him to eat a mushroom his soul and his hunky body will be hers. \u003cp\u003eDebbie tells her sidekick, Bertram, a British cook, to change Joe's memory, body, circumstances, era, and life, until the Lutheran becomes a man who will eat mushrooms. But there will be only so many attempts on Joe's soul before she unleashes Armageddon out of spite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGod sends the angels General Lee and Pedro Erickson, a Mexican-Swedish chef, to protect Joe. They fight back with Heaven's culinary weapons, tacos and Swedish meatballs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, Joe changes into a fun-loving dinosaur and a Greek warrior with an ass harder than bronze before being sent to Hell for nonpayment of his hospital bill. Can Lee and Pedro Erickson save the soul of a Lutheran hunk and prevent Armageddon? \u003ci\u003eJa caramba.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HumorOutcasts Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49782252372208,"sku":"9780692461051","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/shop-qa.barnesandnoble.com\/products\/9780692461051","provider":"Barnes \u0026 Noble (DEV)","version":"1.0","type":"link"}